Timbre #22: You’re Welcome

There’s really nothing overt about skateboarding, other than its overt nature. Walking through a day’s worth of hours — anywhere in the universe, it seems — it’s easy as baked goods to take notice of skateboarding’s newest personality flaw: the obvious disposition of mainstream agreement. Even at quick glance, it appears our activity has seeped into the nooks and… Continue reading Timbre #22: You’re Welcome

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Timbre #21: 400 Blows

I haven’t skated in over a week. It was last Saturday, and I’m feeling weird about the “time off,” almost guilty. Isn’t that stupid, stupid? A few days before that Saturday, I hit my knee, innocently enough, with a comical fall, rubbed it through my scuffed trousers (steady on, mate), and kept going. It got… Continue reading Timbre #21: 400 Blows

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Timbre #20: Even Now

Here we are. Every reader of this essay, every friend of every reader of this essay, and every skater in the world is at an age where we’re no longer observing from the sidelines as our grandparents’ friends, our parents’ friends, or our older siblings’ friends pass away. We are here, watching as our friends… Continue reading Timbre #20: Even Now

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The Metre Reader #1: Soft Focus

Much commentary — hell, most of my own — drills its way into what’s wrong out there. I’d even venture to say that focus is pulled on wrongness largely because there’s a lot wrong and it’s easy to find targets: potholed roads, erroneous reasoning, elected officials, that smoke that comes out of every single Burger… Continue reading The Metre Reader #1: Soft Focus

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Timbre #19: Be There

I crack myself up. Like just now, I imagined myself in an XXL Hawaiian shirt, lugging one of those massive steel drums into the doctor’s office and trying to get him to prescribe me Rogaine because I’m interested in cultivating some dreadlocks. The look on his imaginary face was pretty amazing. Not quite Hawaiian shirty… Continue reading Timbre #19: Be There

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A Problematic Welcome

Oh, hi. I didn’t see you there. While we’re both pretending to wave at each other through our respective screens, let me continue with the Romper Room sentiment by stating that I’ve really been missing you a lot. And I’m sure you share the same, deep-seeded emotions that I do: missing me a lot, thinking… Continue reading A Problematic Welcome

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Post Zero

In which things begin.

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